*Oh lower colon, oh lower colon, how did I miss that you had fallen.
*Oh lower colon, oh lower colon, I should have named you something like Rowan.
(Because it rhymes, no reference to Shannon’s delightful son. He does not relate to me like a lower colon in any way.)
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I should have valued passing gas, I should have enjoyed wiping my ass. (Sorry.)
Oh lower colon, oh lower colon, how did I miss that you had fallen.
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So many decades you were true, processing food and making poo.
Oh lower colon, oh lower colon, how did I miss that you had fallen.
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You cried out, but now your dead. The surgeon took you in a hospital bed.
Oh lower colon, oh lower colon, how did I miss that you had fallen!
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